Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....
Thursday, August 18, 2005
The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse?
And Behold a Pale Horse, and its Rider was... Death by Mundane Cuisine, and Indigestion followed with him...
Good call Ally, don't let them suggest someting that has a wide variety of food that most people can find something to eat at. Maybe you'd rather be taken to a steakhouse while a vegetarian? or an expensive seafood place if you don't like fish?
Maybe the food isn't as fancy or special as some other restaurants, but sometimes it's more about the company you're eating out with then the establishment you'r at.
Thank you for this...I so friggin' hate chain restaurants...
ReplyDeleteThese restaurants are crap. Oh well, it's an easy way to weed out potential dates--if they suggest a crappy chain like these, I know we're no match.
ReplyDeleteGood call Ally, don't let them suggest someting that has a wide variety of food that most people can find something to eat at. Maybe you'd rather be taken to a steakhouse while a vegetarian? or an expensive seafood place if you don't like fish?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the food isn't as fancy or special as some other restaurants, but sometimes it's more about the company you're eating out with then the establishment you'r at.
You forgot Olive Garden, hahaha.
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