Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....
That's great! When you start giving sermons with your menu (bible) in one hand and your copy of the "ten condiments" in the other, I will totally be there!
I dunno, man...I think you may have bought your way out of a few years' purgatory. ;)
My husband has been working on our cheap-ass church buddies for years. They've come around some, but there's still MUCH work to be done in the Kingdom of God... ;)
(And they will know we are Christians by our shitty tipping practices...)
My pastor actually went on a ten minute rant last week about making sure to tip well, and being nice to the wait staff. Middle of the sermon, goes off. It was awesome.
I'm Dammed for this one...
I'm going too. Wanna carpool?
ReplyDeleteNephew Dude:
ReplyDeleteGreat photo!
I dare you to print it out, laminate it, and wear it as a badge of honor whenever you work on a Sunday.
Love,
Uncle R.
When do you start preaching?!?! I'll show up
ReplyDeleteThat's great! When you start giving sermons with your menu (bible) in one hand and your copy of the "ten condiments" in the other, I will totally be there!
ReplyDeleteWriter's block is a terrible thing.
ReplyDeleteIts so true! One sunday, I watched a family of EIGHT sit and run their server ragged... only to leave a single dollar as a tip.
ReplyDeleteI found the server and dropped him a twenty.
God knows when you don't tip.
ReplyDeleteOne local church had a sermon about tipping and being god-like and polite when you go out after church..
To bad it didn't work.
I dunno, man...I think you may have bought your way out of a few years' purgatory. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy husband has been working on our cheap-ass church buddies for years. They've come around some, but there's still MUCH work to be done in the Kingdom of God... ;)
(And they will know we are Christians by our shitty tipping practices...)
It's not blasphemy, it just needed to be said.
ReplyDeleteMy pastor actually went on a ten minute rant last week about making sure to tip well, and being nice to the wait staff. Middle of the sermon, goes off. It was awesome.
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to put a sign up at the hostess stand sunday mornings:
ReplyDeleteGod gave us his son,
can't you give twenty percent?
You must be joking, they are the worst tippers ever.
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