Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Know Your Enemy
When Zinfandel Grapes awake in a cold and frightful sweat, this is the image which resonates in their poor little grape minds. Known in myth and legend as the great Grape Holocaust of the late 20th Century...
I thought that white zin was very passe these days...I can't believe people still drink it - and somehow don't know that it's pink. What if they're ridiculously stupid and just order zinfandel - do they freak when you bring them a deep red wine?
When Zinfandel Grapes awake in a cold and frightful sweat, this is the image which resonates in their poor little grape minds. Known in myth and legend as the great Grape Holocaust of the late 20th Century...
Grown up Kool-Aid. And, take your sister out for icecream...people are mean to her.
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I thought that white zin was very passe these days...I can't believe people still drink it - and somehow don't know that it's pink. What if they're ridiculously stupid and just order zinfandel - do they freak when you bring them a deep red wine?
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