The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Monday, April 19, 2010

Hi friends!

Hi everyone, figured I'd give a bit of an update since my last post. It came to my attention via bitterwaitress.com that I was mentioned...

Monday, August 24, 2009

Lies we tell ourself

We all lie to ourselves, its all part of a natural tendency to protect our own self-esteems and our ever precious ego. Waiters are no except...

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Craigslist

Now I'm not currently looking for employment due to my class schedule which I just expanded, but this caught my eye on Craigslist . ...

Friday, August 07, 2009

Closing Time

Probably the worst policy ( ok, maybe that's a stretch) that I have seen at a restaurant I believe I have mentioned in passing before....

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Last Day

I had recently taken on a part time position at a local ethnic restaurant, he is the accounting of my last day. The only background is that ...

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Your Opinion

There has been some controversy over credit card slips recently at the restaurant. At times the customer, oops, sorry... "The Guest...

Monday, June 08, 2009

It is what it is

The kitchen was dark, lanterns were being blown out and the front door locked when the phone rang. "Thank you for calling _______ how ...

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

another poor soul

Ugh, I just read another article about a poor poor stock broker that lost his job making $200k and is now slumming it as a host at a restaur...

Monday, June 01, 2009

Worst Table, In the World

Sure , maybe not the entire world, but since I've been on break from school I returned to the lunch shift. Big mistake. I actually have ...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

V-R Day

Victory Ranch Day On this day, in the year 2009 a great victory has occurred over the tyranny of the lowest class dip, alleged dressing, ran...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Miss! Miss!

I walk into work on Monday evening with a positive outlook for the shift. Monday nights are usually busy, and smooth. The day shift is excit...

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Martinis and Bullshit

"Here you go ladies, a Cosmo and Ketel Dirty up," I said as I handed out drinks. Ketel One lady plucked out her blue cheese oliv...

Monday, February 02, 2009

The eve of battle

This is a very ominous night for some of our brethren. Of course, I speak of the free grand slam breakfast at Denny's tomorrow. I wis...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

A tale from back in the day...

Bella again. I read the comments on my blog entry, and I'd like to answer some of the questions. The guy I ran a delivery to, who tried ...

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