The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Catchphrase of the Year...

Drunk guy at the bar: "You're an asshole, you know that?"

Me: Yeah? Well I've been called far worse by people better than you."

posted by Waiter @ 5:09 AM

7 Comments:

At 4:53 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's it

BS

Get off the porn man and get back in the game.

 
At 3:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder how long it took Insane to come up with that lame response.

 
At 4:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUUUULLLLLSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTT

 
At 9:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've used that retort for years except I say "I've been called far worse by people FAR better than you".

 
At 12:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the BUUUULLLLLSSSSHHHHIIIITTTTT one.

 
At 1:03 AM , Anonymous Toms Recipes said...

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At 2:02 AM , Anonymous Toms Recipes said...

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