The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

And Now a Reading...

From the book of Servitude: 4:20

Lo, a rumbling in the East, the sea of red roses was replaced with the thrifty and the meek.

Behold the seas shall boil and fire and sulfur shall rain from the heavens.

False idols shall be worshiped and moneychangers at the halls of mark shat profit from man’s foolishness.

A holy meal of sustenance shall be prepared, and though there is much want on the bodily plane, cartons of transport filled with the fruits of grain shall be forgotten by the absent minded.

And it shall come to pass that the chosen one will not toil this eve nor be subjected to the wrath of the petty and cruel…

A sacrifice of a young virgin shall take his stead at the alter of judgment, the cruel overseers thwarted at last.

The serving gods have been pleased and the hours of the day shall be spent in glee and…

Battleground 2, Modern Combat on X-Box 360 Live!

All praise the cruel and all knowing god of Servitude.

Thus ends our reading…

6 Comments:

At 6:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, just delete this blog and get it over with.

 
At 9:05 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crack head

 
At 12:10 PM , Blogger Silliyak said...

I think the previous comments were a bit harsh.

 
At 3:38 PM , Anonymous Girl in a Gamestore said...

Good to see you're still alive! I recently read through all your archives and enjoyed them very much. Look forward to more new posts.

 
At 11:48 PM , Blogger Suz said...

lol--how come you didn't work? I guess maybe you need to be in the biz to understand this reading. I had a great night last nite, in spite of the two tables who decided to use me as their whipping boy. ;)

 
At 11:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I definitely agree with anonymous number one!

 

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