And Now a Reading...
From the book of Servitude: 4:20
Lo, a rumbling in the East, the sea of red roses was replaced with the thrifty and the meek.
Behold the seas shall boil and fire and sulfur shall rain from the heavens.
False idols shall be worshiped and moneychangers at the halls of mark shat profit from man’s foolishness.
A holy meal of sustenance shall be prepared, and though there is much want on the bodily plane, cartons of transport filled with the fruits of grain shall be forgotten by the absent minded.
And it shall come to pass that the chosen one will not toil this eve nor be subjected to the wrath of the petty and cruel…
A sacrifice of a young virgin shall take his stead at the alter of judgment, the cruel overseers thwarted at last.
The serving gods have been pleased and the hours of the day shall be spent in glee and…
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All praise the cruel and all knowing god of Servitude.
Thus ends our reading…
posted by Waiter @ 10:13 PM
6 Comments:
Dude, just delete this blog and get it over with.
Crack head
I think the previous comments were a bit harsh.
Good to see you're still alive! I recently read through all your archives and enjoyed them very much. Look forward to more new posts.
lol--how come you didn't work? I guess maybe you need to be in the biz to understand this reading. I had a great night last nite, in spite of the two tables who decided to use me as their whipping boy. ;)
I definitely agree with anonymous number one!
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