The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Know Your Enemy

When Zinfandel Grapes awake in a cold and frightful sweat, this is the image which resonates in their poor little grape minds. Known in myth and legend as the great Grape Holocaust of the late 20th Century...

3 Comments:

At 8:10 AM , Anonymous Monica Thompson said...

Grown up Kool-Aid. And, take your sister out for icecream...people are mean to her.
Monica

 
At 1:23 PM , Blogger Denise said...

Oh my god that's funny. I always try and talk people out of ordering white zin. What's funny is that people will come in and order zinfandel, and then say "I didn't order that," when it gets to their table. I love pointing out that they did, in fact, order that. Dumb motherfuckers!

 
At 7:46 AM , Blogger Kathleen said...

I thought that white zin was very passe these days...I can't believe people still drink it - and somehow don't know that it's pink. What if they're ridiculously stupid and just order zinfandel - do they freak when you bring them a deep red wine?

 

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