A Quick Shot
So here's something a little less serious than recent posts.
A group of office ladies come in for lunch...
I go around taking the requesit Iced Tea orders and waters with lemon...
Then one of the ladies about lurches out of her seat at me,"Sir! Sir! She's retiring today!"the lady shouts.
Hopping up and down pointing at the end of the table she queries,"Doesn't she get something?"
Loud enough for the whole table to hear I proclaim...
"She sure does!"
"She gets to have YOU buy her lunch!"
I turn around and walk away.