All props go to PokerVixxen on Bitterwaitress for this.
So brilliant and true I wish I would have thought of it first.
This is a game we play for fun, we predict what someone will order upon seating, we call it "beverage profiling".
People with weight issues- ice tea or diet
Overdressed teenage girls sporting the latest Ambercrombie fashions- water with lemon and a straw.
Middle aged married couple "costco shoppers"- House wine by the glass.
Really old people-extra hot coffee and it better be fresh!The sober alcoholic-extra hot coffee and it better be fresh, be prepared to brew an extra pot!
Girls Night Out(translation, midlife crisis real estate agents)-cosmopolitans or lemon drops keep em' comin'.
Hick from the sticks- Coors light and white zinfandale.
The friendly gay couple- Nice wine or top shelve martinis.
Just turned 21- jager bombs and specialty drinks.
The Gansta- Hennesey or Courvosier.
The party of six, mom, dad, and kids- shirley temples, one draft beer, one house wine.
"Are you still serving?" people, 5 minutes to close"- anything that has been cleaned, blender drinks, espressos.
business man-nice wine, scotch or whiskey, diet cola if it's lunch.
Country Club Couple- specifications for everything, vodka martini no vermouth, rocks on the side, lemon and lime twist with a tonic water chaser, in a highball.
Old ladies-sweet white wine or hot water.
High maitenance(you can just tell, by the way they sweep the seat before they sit, notify you of the salt grains that are invisible to the untrained eye, complain about it being "too cold", have to have a window seat)- hot tea with milk or hot chocolate.