The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Wednesday, June 14, 2006



At 12:26 AM , Anonymous bam said...

you rock, and i love you.

At 11:49 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

also keep up the good work. waiterrant is officially now full of bullshit and you are the only waiter blog that there is.

At 2:48 PM , Anonymous sexybarbabe said...

waiter, i don't expect you to post this as a comment, i just wanted you to know that in the spirit of you and the other blogs, I started my own about waiting tables in the stip club and I linked you. You can check it out at if you want.

At 2:54 AM , Blogger briliantdonkey said...


even if it is sunday that skit was hilarious!

thanks for the laugh.


At 3:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nephew Dude:

LOL when Jesus says, "This is my blood" and the Apostates spit it out all grossed out.

As for the summoned, unseen bus boy named Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)--- HOW RUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!


I took ethnic offense more than religious offense. Shame on you, you half-Hispanic, you!


Uncle R.

At 11:15 PM , Blogger Norman said...

OK. That was funny... now you HAVE TO watch this one:

GO !!


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