The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Monday, February 06, 2006

Cheap

So this lady came in today with an associate and sat in my buddy's section.

She pulled out all her business papers and decided to have a pow wow right there.

Her friend ordered a side Caesar salad.

The she ordered this, she claims to come here all the time and do it of course.

A water...

A bowl of free bread...

And a bowl of mayo to dip it in...

That's gross, cheap and a waste of time and a table.

So far the total bill for the table was $3.95

Thank God they weren't mine.

Although my buddy charged her for the bread.

This isn't your office, we are a place of business, order or leave, thank you.

6 Comments:

At 9:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So say it. You said it here. Why can't you say it to your customer?

 
At 11:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Say it to your customer"?? Yeah okay...

 
At 1:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time, ask your hostess to seat some really rambunctious children beside them, if at all possible.

 
At 9:10 PM , Blogger Beth said...

people blow. I had a person conduct a job interview on a Saturday afternoon when we were on a wait. They sat there for three hours. I was fuming.

 
At 7:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who dips bread in mayo? That's gross.

 
At 11:45 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

he should have charged her for the mayo too. Heck, bread and mayo - that's a sandwich. $4.99. pay up bitch.

 

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