Specialties of the House
"Miss would you like anything to..."
"First of all I want bread!" She exclaimed.
Oh I just love that classic, it never gets old.
Upon returning with her precious bread (which we don't normally serve at lunch) she queried, "Do you have any specialties?"
"Well today we are serving a Mediterranean angel hair pasta tossed with..."
"No, I mean specialties!" She rudely interrupted.
"Well at lunch some of the entrees we're known for are our pasta's such as..."
"Specialties! Specialties! I want to know about your specialties!" She cried.
"T E A S!" She spelled out.
"T E A S!!!" She repeated....
"I want to know about your special teas!!!"
Christ, just ask what kind of tea we have, Iced or Hot, not too difficult.
Special Teas, how special is Lipton Brisk?
Maybe if she wouldn't have been so high stung and rude it would have been funny.
Who asks for tea like that?!