The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Oh Help Me!!!

So today is the worst day ever for a waiter.

Valentine's Day

Worse than prom, homecoming, Christmas eve, New Years and the day after Thanksgiving.

The worst amateur day of the year.

Its worse this year since the weekend was so close all the real diners already came out.

Most of what's left will come tonight, so no big spenders or drinkers.

Mostly those who feel obligated to go out rather than to enjoy themselves.

On a side note I went out Saturday night with my lovely lady and had a great dinner and fine time.

Hope everyone enjoys the holiday, and be decent to your waiter!


At 9:29 PM , Anonymous Curious said...

Have a Happy Valentine's Day, Waiter! Hope you survived the madness.

At 10:26 AM , Blogger kristin said...

I did not even bother to go out to eat for valentines. I just got in my silky pj's and slept like a good girl.

At 12:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep - it was pretty insane last night - my feet and legs are still feeling the brunt of all that walking...

At 1:30 PM , Blogger Big Tasty said...

Luckily, I didn't have to work last night. That's exciting to me.

At 2:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nephew Dude:

You write as if you're awaiting an invasion from THEM! ZOMBIES! ALIENS! Or some such CREATURES!

So how'd it go last night?


Uncle R.

At 3:32 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

waiterrant supposedly kicked ass last night - let's hear about some of your tables??? Or are you too hungover? WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER!!

At 4:40 PM , Blogger First Year said...

I remember V-day. My first one waitressing I foolishly thought it would be a great night financially. Hahaha. it was more like guys who can't really afford to go the Italian place where I worked going and using my tip as a way to save money or avoid overspending even more.

I can't understand it. Before Boyfriend I always snuck a look at the tip line if my date paid. Nothing about being cheap impresses me about a person.


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