Overheard at work my last week.
Two of their new waitresses bantering.
And I quote...
"So like yeah, I came back from London this summer and like needed a waitress job." Said Girl #1.
"Really? London, France? How was it?" Exclaimed Girl #2
At that point everyone started cracking up.
"Did anyone over there know English? How did you talk to people?" Girl #2 added.
The next day I was in the private room and one of the girls starts freaking out...
"Shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiek! OH MY GOD A MOUSE!"
My response: "Hey, at least it wasn't a rat"
Her eyes widened ever further, if that was possible.
"Yeah they get as big as cats around here." I added.
I thought she was going to pass out.