Lipton's 10 Questions
1. What is your favorite word?
Acquiesce, as I will not acquiesce to your unreasonable requests.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Fantabulous or Gianormous, I know that's two, but do these words even exist? I just want to punch the people who use them.
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Senseless prattle from groups of middle-aged women drunk on White Zin.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I forgive you."