The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Friday, November 18, 2005

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Check this out...

So true, I'm in limbo between head server and party dude.

Actually there seem to be a commitee of about four of us that make up both of the stereotypes mentioned above.

One of us will rise to the top and be the head waiter, hell maybe it'll be me!

Check out this former servers memiors that are so true to life and hilarious!

Found this via another great site if you came here by accident or from elsewere.


At 5:36 PM , Blogger Brad #1 said...

Insane, just wondering if you know what happened to the other waiter that you had linked on here I think as "the waiter". I noticed that you took him off of your links, but I wonder if something happened to him. I enjoy reading your blogs, and thoroughly enjoyed reading his stories. They were so well written and thoughtful. Just let me know if you know.

At 7:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nephew Dude:

Heard the one about, "How do you know who's the head waiter?"

Answer: "The one with the bruised knees."



Uncle R.

At 10:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I agree with Brad's post.. what ever happened to the server? It was an entertaining blog... please let us know!!! Also, saw this link on waiterrant, too funny! How true are all those stereotypes...

At 2:21 AM , Blogger Secret said...

Unfortunatly The Server quit posting. He is a reader of mine and I urge him to contact me if he restarts his blog. I think he ran into some personal troubles and took a break from both the industry and blogging.

If I hear anything I'll let you know and repost his link

Insane Server

At 11:48 AM , Blogger Big Tasty said...

Fuck, I don't know where i fit into that whole thing.

I think I'm the "Drunk Guy with No Ambition", but that's not there.

Again, I don't mind.

At 3:46 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure something happened to you this weekend. The link to another site would have been tolerable if you had added original material of your own.

At 4:17 PM , Blogger Denise said...

Good grief, you don't have to dress like those waiters, do you?

Where I work, the uniform's all black, which is just about anything as long as it looks nice. I've worked in places where I had to wear a tie; there's no way I'd do it again. For women, there's just no sex appeal in it, and what guy wants to be waited on by a girl who comes to your table all buttoned up like that?

Feminists can attack me on this, but I've got something here.

At 5:04 AM , Blogger Disgruntled Driver said...

Just thought I'd let you know about I got so fed up with getting stiffed that I created a website where servers and delivery drivers could list those who give them lousy tips or no tips at. Hope you like it.

At 9:59 PM , Anonymous MikeTheWaiterDotCom said...

anybody ever have a customer like this....arrives 15 minutes before the dining room opens....insists on being seated right's not ready...lights aren't ready... thermostat's not adjusted ... but we seat her. her dining companion doesn't arrive for another hour.... in the meantime..."i need a straw for my water"..."i need lemons for my water"...."i need sweetener for my water...not that one, don't you have the blue stuff?!?!?? christ lady, we do sell lemonade! oops, i forgot ...she had to sit at my best table...2 people at a 4 top....and they stayed until the dining room was closed.... ran up a whopping 35 dollar tab between the two of them and left 4 bucks for a tip. When these two locos arrived for dinner 3 days later, guess who did NOT get seated early....??? guess who did not get a desirable table...guess who was at the bottom of my priority list for 4 and a half hours? guess who complained that her waiter was "condescending"? Guess who i hope NEVER returns?

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