The Insane Waiter

Running wild on customers, chefs, owners and managers since 1997. I bring to you, The Insane Waiter. What do bring to your table? A crisp bottle of San Pellegrino ? Perhaps a lovely seared Sashimi Tuna? Start off with a wonderful bottle from Tuscany perhaps? Why I'll be more than happy to bring you your White Zinfandel and Chicken Caesar. No you can't order the mac and cheese off the kids menu and sorry no, we don't serve cheese sticks....

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Asinine Question #2

Asinine Question of the Day...

"Don't you have quiche on the menu?"

Sorry, we're not your Grandma's house, read the menu for God's sake.

9 Comments:

At 7:47 AM , Blogger akirakid said...

I'm sorry, what the hell is "keish"? Do you mean "quiche"? By that I mean, "A rich unsweetened custard baked in a pastry shell often with other ingredients such as vegetables or seafood." Come on dude! Your spelling may be attrocious, but even I know that there is no "e" in "Absolut", "Tanqueray" is spelled with a "qu", "Ketel One" has only 1 "t", and "quiche" is spelled with a "q". Don't make us all look bad.

 
At 2:19 PM , Blogger Secret said...

Awww, u got me, seems you had to look it up as well by the dictionary definition

 
At 9:42 AM , Blogger Sondra said...

Here we go with the spelling genuises!

Who cares how quiche is spelled? I got here after he corrected the spelling, but I would have known what he meant. How someone spells is NOT an indication of their intelligence and I am sick of self righteous assholes trying to make it seem that way.

Anyway, who eats quiche anyway? Yuck.

Love ya, Insane :-D

 
At 12:24 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

akirakid, "atrocious" has only one "t" - your Mensa membership is hereby revoked.

 
At 1:51 PM , Blogger Big Tasty said...

Why Quiche can be quite delicious, especially a nice Quiche Lorraine...

Any sort of cured pork product goes quite well with eggs...

Mmmm, cured pork.

Must eat cured pork and then go to job.

 
At 3:47 PM , Blogger Sondra said...

Anonymous...LOL!

 
At 11:18 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of the most intelligent people in the world cannot spell worth shit. Their minds are usually focused on bigger things.

 
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At 1:36 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

you don't spell it son, you eat it!

 

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